Whether or not you’re keen on him or hate him, like to hate him or hate to like him, Kylo Ren is an integral participant within the Disney-era Star Wars canon.
The Skywalker Saga is an epic of intense feelings, thrilling adventures, and tragic misunderstandings, and lots of of these failures in communication may have been prevented if there had been somebody within the ensemble who was prepared to simply punch Kylo Ren within the face. Not a merciless punch within the face, thoughts you; only a good fast clock on the jaw to pop him out of his rage feels and to consider his life decisions for an extra thirty seconds earlier than selecting violence.
Listed below are the highest 10 moments that I might have chosen to actively punch Kylo Ren within the face. Truthfully, it might need introduced him away from the Darkish Aspect three films, a number of books, and fairly just a few casualties sooner.
10: Speaking to Grandpa’s Damaged Helmet
Pay attention, I get it: all of us went by way of our emo section in highschool. Nonetheless, most of us adorned our rooms with My Chemical Romance posters and never our mass-murdering grandfather’s busted-up life help helmet. Most of us additionally by no means monologued at our My Chemical Romance posters about our ethical quandaries, which is greater than I can say for Kylo Ren and Grandpa Vader’s twisted maw.
9: “Let the previous die. Kill it if it’s important to.”
I perceive the place Kylo is coming from right here. One of many issues that I like a lot about The Final Jedi is the way it challenges the concept an individual must be particular or distinctive or highly effective to be a hero. Who an individual was issues lower than who they could possibly be. Nonetheless, Kylo is throwing that quote round like a nihilistic freshman in a Psychology 101 class, and I really feel my punching hand a-twitching.
8: Any Power Face-Time
WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH REY, KYLO, PUT DOWN THE FORCE PHONE.
7: Torturing Poe & Rey
Torturing protagonists isn’t cool, man, even with the Power. The Geneva Conventions don’t essentially apply to the Star Wars universe, however it’s nonetheless a nasty look that deserves just a few good punches to the face. Additionally the road “You recognize I can take something I need” is a BIG NO THANK YOU FROM ME.
6: Luke and Ben’s Huge Misunderstanding
This one is a bonus punch! Truthfully, I wish to take each Luke Skywalker and Ben Solo and bonk their heads collectively actual fast right here, in order that they might STOP, take a breath, and never try homicide on the opposite.
5: Please Put a Shirt On
I noticed The Final Jedi at a midnight premiere within the entrance row middle of the movie show (I used to be actually late in shopping for tickets), and I used to be seated between my dearest good friend and a girl I didn’t know. When Adam Driver appeared in Rey’s deeply memorable (and deeply-memeable) No-Shirt-And-Excessive-Waisted-Pants Power imaginative and prescient, this entire stranger and I stated in unison, in equivalent tones of horror, “Oh NO.”
I take into consideration that girl quite a bit. I hope she’s doing nice.
4: An Whole Star System?! Actually?!
I can not emphasize how a lot I needed to punch Kylo Ren within the face throughout one of many emotional climaxes of The Power Awakens. The complete plan with Starkiller Base was to wipe out the whole Hosnian System, which is like in the event you took the Dying Star and turned it as much as 11 after which pumped it stuffed with triple-strength espresso, so if I had my approach I’d punch him within the face roughly a billion occasions.
3: “You’re nothing. However to not me.”
Benjamin, negging is an unacceptable tactic for constructing belief and cooperation between people, I would like you to take a number of steps again and suppose once more about how you’re chatting with Miss Rey, who has bested you fairly just a few occasions at this level and deserves extra respect than that.
2: The Kiss Heard Around the Galaxy
I do know a variety of people beloved the ultimate second between Rey and Ben Solo in The Rise of Skywalker however I, together with the whole midnight premiere theater, groaned and shouted on the display. I, for one, have NOT forgiven the earlier cases on this listing, and so chalk up one other face punch for Kylo, please!
1: Simply Previous to Patricide
Look, I get it, you all the time needed to be like your father after which neither of your dad and mom have been round for lots of your childhood and thus brokers of the Darkish Aspect may worm their approach into your psyche and lead you in direction of a path of mass homicide, thus main you to kill your father, and so forth. and so forth. Cool motive! Nonetheless homicide.
This text was produced and syndicated by Wealth of Geeks.
