Chestnuts roasting on an open fireplace, carbon-freezing chamber nipping at Han Solo’s nostril…
There are solely 164 days till Christmas, so within the phrases of grownup Yoda, “Very long time wait to not order this Star Wars tree decoration.”
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On this reporter’s opinion, Hallmark has greater than made up for the psychological anguish they’ve unleashed on the world through their 10,000 Christmas films that share one (okay, perhaps one and a half?) plotlines with this: A tree decoration that faithfully captures the second in “The Empire Strikes Again” when Darth Vader carbon freezes Han Solo to make use of as bait to snag his bratty Jedi child.
Naturally, nerf herders throughout the galaxy are freaking out about this factor.
The Star Wars Carbon-Freezing Chamber Decoration from Hallmark is each ridiculous and wonderful. Anticipate it. That is an ORNAMENT. pic.twitter.com/EgWjGSgfTv
— Scott Gustin (@ScottGustin) July 12, 2023
Scott Gustin, whose bio explains that he tweets “about Disney, theme parks, Marvel, journey, and a few politics” tweeted the video above, which has since garnered over 11K likes and hundreds of retweets.
“I am not even a Star Wars tremendous fan and I would like this,” wrote one commenter. “And it solely requires at the least a two-inch department to carry the burden,” replied one other.
The decoration prices $64.99 (plus you may want a $14.99 “memento energy twine”), however for those who’re one of many many who imagine Empire is the perfect of the triple Stars Wars triplets, it’s properly definitely worth the worth.
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Whereas there’s a Jabba-sized quantity of snark within the feedback, a succinct abstract of the bulk’s opinion of the decoration comes from Marchant Kenney, who merely wrote, “Take my pockets.”
Might the power (and Christmas cheer) be with you!
